I don't care about material things, but I do believe your house should rise up to greet you and your friends. Mine does that, I'm sure.
The door is always open at the house and the studio in the barn.
I hope I have your favorite refreshment on hand, if so, please help yourself!
There are lots of critters around, I hope you don't mind. I believe they're all hypo-allergenic though, what a relief!
Speaking of critters, I'll be available to anyone who needs a pet nurse as I have 36 years experience. My compensation will be the comfort of your furry companions as they begin to feel better, or if it's time, to cross over.
I'll help you in the best way I know how.
So come on, I'm just a click away! It will be great meeting you.